Statued Discord Replies

Oh, you haven’t yet heard a new one - about princess, who is responsible for love and relationships!

askwhirlyandthenightguards:

((Song is a parody of I’ve got a Dream from Tangled)) ((This song parody was written by the amazingly talented Invisible AKA the author of Statued Discord Replies.))

Check out new spring/summer collection here (on deviantArt without that parchment layer)!

Limited edition!

No, really – an outstanding villain? It took her three weeks to get to the Collective Unconscious! My pet Slowcord is two times as fast as this Lady Bug. Though, when it comes to getaway she can outmatch anyone for sure…

askwhirlyandthenightguards:

Will you go to the prom with me Statued Discord?

I don’t care that you’re a statue! Just means you can’t pull any funny business!….Right? ~ WW

And you, Whirly – you are going with me on a prom too and don’t you dare look away! By the way, slight crying would be really nice for better reflection.

A good pun is all that I need to deal with those pesky reporters!

I really should hire those guys. They do not talk much and do their job precisely. Oh, and their smiles are adorable!

Continuity is for the weak

discorderlyconduct:

I have no idea, why he has no idea about question of somepony, who has no idea about my holiday and this another Discord’s idea of not being imprisoned in stone. I don’t know in which parallel dimension this is taking place, but I’m glad that at least one Discord is currently free and having fun.

Ha! I knew he was not very smart, but “love and tolerance”! If you believe in love and tolerance you will have a bad time. As for me, I only believe in pure awesomeness of my upcoming holiday. Really, I should give myself a little rest after all your collective dumbmagination and my minions need to pass some sort of exams. See ya all in five muffins! Or maybe not.

Ah, don’t worry – I’ll just fix my legs, and then deal with this storm for a few minutes!