I’m even a bit sorry for him. Believing that Celestia will let me out… Why in the world would she do that? To send me to Fluttershy for re-education? That’s ridiculous! Although I think that I’ve seen something like that before…

discorderlyconduct:

Only Lauren herself knows how much I HATE fanfictions! Except this one. And maybe all others written by Discord.

By the way, about that pizza debt… I really owe that money to Jabba. Tried to disguise my blog by redesigning it, but I don’t think that it will trick headhunters for long. Just don’t blame me! Even in Collective Unconscious I need something to eat and I’m too lazy… ehmm… I mean busy, to go outside!

So you think I’m bad? Oh, you are wrong. I’m Bad with the capital “B”! And I’ll show you all some Bad Spike! Don’t bother preparing for my return. Because you won’t be prepared!

There is no one better than Discord, when it comes to kids entertainment and education! Eat it, Fluttershy!

askdiscordbaby:

So you don’t want to play bad, huh? Well let’s play good then…

askdiscordbaby:

Trust me, kid

You know, this door feels strangely familiar. Like… home?

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OUIIIIN!

I’ve got this feeling for a moment… It’s like a chill went down my spine… That’s damn draft – I’m sure! Someone just can’t close the door properly!

By the way, you probably want to know the secret of “turning into an orange spell”. The reason, why Twilight failed so miserably, besides her poor magical skills. Well, you can’t turn apple into orange. What was born to be trolled never gonna troll.