You know, if I wasn’t interrupted so roughly back then, that griffin might as well got a heavy weight on the end of his tail. Of course now I see that it’s not an answer. He would still continue talking and whining, pinned to the ground. Besides, growing him a pair of horns would be way funnier. But back then I was not that experienced in pranks, and in general was pretty boring and unrestrained. If only I wasn’t interrupted…
See this cyclops? Catches the eye, doesn’t he? Well, guess what - he’s absolutely insignificant. Episodic I would say. Gryphon, on the other paw… Anyway, main hero here is me. Yeah, right there on the background. No, not on the last frame, but on the previous one. In short, where you can’t see me at the moment. Ah, forget it! Just remember around whom the world spins, alright?
Actually, we draconequuses sometimes experience problems with object permanence. As soon as we lose eye contact with something, it simply stops existing for us. Although, it only works with objects which we really dislike. Sadly enough, an explanation for this phenomenon is nonexistent. As well as broccoli. And magic of friendship. I would have remembered if they were real.
It’s just… Who could have thought that Lauren can even come up with the idea of actually bringing me to the Harmony Academy? Some of you would say that it was very unexpected of her and therefore chaotic. Well, let me educate you - that’s not Сhaotic, that’s Dumb! With a capital D. “Unpredictable” does not mean “chaoitc” or we would not need two words for that! And that would be foolish, irrational, ridiculous and absurd.
Amusing fact: some interpret Lauren’s cutiemark as a sign that she writes on the Scroll of History with the Feather of Fate. Sounds like crazy talk to me. Just look at the picture! Here is the said feather, here is the scroll. Any notable changes of Fate yet? Haven’t noticed… Next page!
Not an option? Absolutely agree! Blowing up walls with yogurt is definitely not the smartest idea. Milk is much more effective!
Woah-woah-woah! Wait, are you serious? Returning to my studies? So what you want to tell me is that I have STUDIED all this time? I thought I was doing something cool, like saving endangered entropy from extinction! What else they were lying about? Maybe Christmas gifts actually come from an Easter Bunny?
Have you ever wondered why almost every myth starts with some god descending on earth to have fun? Because it’s horribly boring where gods live! Maybe it’s fine with Lauren and others of her ilk, but really cool guys, like me, prefer the company of non-ideal creatures in their non-ideal world. And no, that’s not because we love mortals, it’s just that you can’t trick other gods with golden fruits, they won’t bet on their souls and are even not amazed by such astounding physical phenomena like fire and licking your own elbow. At least not anymore.
Okay, so there are some things regarding the blog, which Statued Discord team wants to clear up, before returning to any Discord-related stuff.
First, the blog, as you knew it, is over. It was a great year and we had a lot of fun working on this ask-blog (and we hope that you have enjoyed it too), but we think that since even in the show Discord is free now it is time for us to go further. You can keep sending questions and feedback on the main blog (because we care much), but we probably won’t answer (because not that much). So if you really want to figure something out you better ask on mine personal blog and don’t bother artist, who is not very good at English.
Second, we are still going to finish our comic “Accidentally”, but as soon as we post the last page of it there will be no further updates of the blog. We have absolutely no idea when we will come to some logical ending, though, so it may very well last for another year or end in a few months.
Third, we are not going to rename blog. For some reason we have received many questions on this topic. Really, there is no need for it. The whole point of our blog was to describe what happened to Discord, while he was imprisoned in stone. Even the comic is more of a side project than something related to blog.
I think that’s all for now. Keep track for the recent updates.