You’ve seen it? That last panel! I told you, those legs and tail were totally worth all the idiots, nerds, and windigoes you’ve witnessed on the page. So, am I right, or am I completely right?
Hello, my faithful followers! Missed me? I hope not, since I’m appearing on every comic page every two weeks – how can you miss the main character? Anyways, just wanted to inform you that on 2nd of August at around 8:00 PM EDT my comic book ‘Accidentally’ will accidentally arrive to Baltimore. Accidentally one hundred copies. And it’s going to be Limited Edition (since everyone, who is not me is limited). Don’t cry though, it comes with some extras (like doodles) and even a tabloid-sized print. You should come to the 313 table. You may also come to 310, 617 or, for example, 722 table, but that’s not where fun or my comic gonna be (other tables are not recommended too). And if you are not squealing from joy already, there’s going to be a guy dressed as the D hanging somewhere around the convention. Or maybe it is D dressed as a guy. Just find him, tell him that Discord is the best pony and you’ll get a 50% discount! That means 10$ for comic + print. And don’t even ask me how much it’s going to cost for those, who can’t even find a bunny amongst 6000 people – I can’t math. That guy-or-D-I’m-not-sure will only be present at the BroNYCon until around 11 AM on Sunday, so be quick as a bunny. Discord’s out.
Stop looking at me like that! Yes, I used quick sand, big deal! It’s not my fault that he barged in on my comic! Really, we had a nice piece of art starring a well-known and loved character (that would be me), and then, out of nowhere, there appears an absolutely unrealistic and absurd character! He acts like a little kid, possesses unexplained superpowers, and steals the spotlight from me! And don’t you even start your “it wasn’t a part of the comic back then” tune. When in my presence, each and every creature should behave as though they were taking part in a live documentary of my life! Even if on accident!
All right, so quick update here. First of all, if anyone interested, I’ll be arriving at BronyCon somewhere around 8 PM on 2nd (to make it for an astounding Bronypalooza), and attend two following days, leaving somewhere around 11 AM on 4th. But enough about me – let’s talk about some really important stuff. All though it all was very sudden, after gathering some information, making a few calculations and ripping the fabric of space and time itself, I’m like 80% positive that by the time of BronyCon we will be able to print out physical copies of “Accidentally”. Just to clear things up – those are not going to be finished pieces, just first 16 pages, but they will probably be supported with some extras. Only right now there is one big problem. We don’t have a vendor table to sell our stuff and we haven’t found anyone who could share a table with us. Sunshine, the author of Discorderly Conduct, was really nice and willing to help, but she already has three other artists sharing the table with her. So, that leaves us in a state of uncertainty. I’m trying to find someone willing to share on BronyCon forum, but I have no luck with that so far. That’s why I want to ask two questions. First – how many of you fellow BronyCon-goers are willing to purchase a copy of our limited edition comic book? Just so if things don’t go well we can at least print some copies and give them “from hands to hands” (outside of the BronyCon, since they don’t allow that). And second - maybe, just maybe you know some vendor attending the BronyCon, whom we can contact on the matter? Getting a table there would mean that I’ll be able to bring quite a lot of comics and maybe even some prints.
You can’t believe, how excited I am! Last year I thought that I’ve got lucky when I managed to visit BUCK during my trip to Great Britain, but this time… I was just going to visit the USA for the 1st time, do some sightseeing, visit some national parks and then “bam!” - I find out that the day of my arrival falls right on the beginning of BronyCon in Baltimore! Sadly, I won’t be able to attend it for all 3 days, but I’m sure going to make the most out of this visit. I’ll probably bring along some Discord’s blog and comic related stuff, maybe do some cosplay, but what’s most important - I look forward to make new friends. I would really-really like to find a company to hang out with, maybe not only on BronyCon, but also outside of it. So if you don’t mind a company of a mere scriptwriter from Russia, feel free to reply me. I’ll be more than happy to meet new interesting people, who I totally think you are.
And that’s why amongst all races the most hated in my list were always ponies. Disturbing, they never mind their own business, don’t understand the word “no” and, what’s most important, they are complete idiots! I think when they created ponies’ heads all brains went in my head. By the way, that would explain why my own kind has never been of a bright mind. You can’t even imagine what it’s like to be me – so smart and patient!
You know, if I wasn’t interrupted so roughly back then, that griffin might as well got a heavy weight on the end of his tail. Of course now I see that it’s not an answer. He would still continue talking and whining, pinned to the ground. Besides, growing him a pair of horns would be way funnier. But back then I was not that experienced in pranks, and in general was pretty boring and unrestrained. If only I wasn’t interrupted…
See this cyclops? Catches the eye, doesn’t he? Well, guess what - he’s absolutely insignificant. Episodic I would say. Gryphon, on the other paw… Anyway, main hero here is me. Yeah, right there on the background. No, not on the last frame, but on the previous one. In short, where you can’t see me at the moment. Ah, forget it! Just remember around whom the world spins, alright?
Actually, we draconequuses sometimes experience problems with object permanence. As soon as we lose eye contact with something, it simply stops existing for us. Although, it only works with objects which we really dislike. Sadly enough, an explanation for this phenomenon is nonexistent. As well as broccoli. And magic of friendship. I would have remembered if they were real.
It’s just… Who could have thought that Lauren can even come up with the idea of actually bringing me to the Harmony Academy? Some of you would say that it was very unexpected of her and therefore chaotic. Well, let me educate you - that’s not Сhaotic, that’s Dumb! With a capital D. “Unpredictable” does not mean “chaoitc” or we would not need two words for that! And that would be foolish, irrational, ridiculous and absurd.