Have you ever wondered why almost every myth starts with some god descending on earth to have fun? Because it’s horribly boring where gods live! Maybe it’s fine with Lauren and others of her ilk, but really cool guys, like me, prefer the company of non-ideal creatures in their non-ideal world. And no, that’s not because we love mortals, it’s just that you can’t trick other gods with golden fruits, they won’t bet on their souls and are even not amazed by such astounding physical phenomena like fire and licking your own elbow. At least not anymore.

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