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Actually, we draconequuses sometimes experience problems with...

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:01:00 +0400

Actually, we draconequuses sometimes experience problems with object permanence. As soon as we lose eye contact with something, it simply stops existing for us. Although, it only works with objects which we really dislike. Sadly enough, an explanation for this phenomenon is nonexistent. As well as broccoli. And magic of friendship. I would have remembered if they were real.

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It’s just… Who could have thought that Lauren can...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:00:00 +0400

It’s just… Who could have thought that Lauren can even come up with the idea of actually bringing me to the Harmony Academy? Some of you would say that it was very unexpected of her and therefore chaotic. Well, let me educate you - that’s not Сhaotic, that’s Dumb! With a capital D. “Unpredictable” does not mean “chaoitc” or we would not need two words for that! And that would be foolish, irrational, ridiculous and absurd.

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Amusing fact: some interpret Lauren’s cutiemark as a sign that...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:00:00 +0400

Amusing fact: some interpret Lauren’s cutiemark as a sign that she writes on the Scroll of History with the Feather of Fate. Sounds like crazy talk to me. Just look at the picture! Here is the said feather, here is the scroll. Any notable changes of Fate yet? Haven’t noticed… Next page!

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Not an option? Absolutely agree! Blowing up walls with yogurt is...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 17:00:00 +0400

Not an option? Absolutely agree! Blowing up walls with yogurt is definitely not the smartest idea. Milk is much more effective!

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Woah-woah-woah! Wait, are you serious? Returning to my studies?...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 17:01:00 +0400

Woah-woah-woah! Wait, are you serious? Returning to my studies? So what you want to tell me is that I have STUDIED all this time? I thought I was doing something cool, like saving endangered entropy from extinction! What else they were lying about? Maybe Christmas gifts actually come from an Easter Bunny?

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Have you ever wondered why almost every myth starts with some...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:01:00 +0400

Have you ever wondered why almost every myth starts with some god descending on earth to have fun? Because it’s horribly boring where gods live! Maybe it’s fine with Lauren and others of her ilk, but really cool guys, like me, prefer the company of non-ideal creatures in their non-ideal world. And no, that’s not because we love mortals, it’s just that you can’t trick other gods with golden fruits, they won’t bet on their souls and are even not amazed by such astounding physical phenomena like fire and licking your own elbow. At least not anymore.

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zebra-high-peformance: Okay, so there are some things regarding...

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 01:23:00 +0400

zebra-high-peformance:

Okay, so there are some things regarding the blog, which Statued Discord team wants to clear up, before returning to any Discord-related stuff.

First, the blog, as you knew it, is over. It was a great year and we had a lot of fun working on this ask-blog (and we hope that you have enjoyed it too), but we think that since even in the show Discord is free now it is time for us to go further. You can keep sending questions and feedback on the main blog (because we care much), but we probably won’t answer (because not that much). So if you really want to figure something out you better ask on mine personal blog and don’t bother artist, who is not very good at English.

Second, we are still going to finish our comic “Accidentally”, but as soon as we post the last page of it there will be no further updates of the blog. We have absolutely no idea when we will come to some logical ending, though, so it may very well last for another year or end in a few months.

Third, we are not going to rename blog. For some reason we have received many questions on this topic. Really, there is no need for it. The whole point of our blog was to describe what happened to Discord, while he was imprisoned in stone. Even the comic is more of a side project than something related to blog.

I think that’s all for now. Keep track for the recent updates.

But we will start from where I left. Because of reasons!

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:48:54 +0400

But we will start from where I left. Because of reasons!

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Sat, 19 Jan 2013 20:50:08 +0400

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I just did like this guy. Tried really hard to be a real...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:01:30 +0400

Melody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN2U5wkhRWc

I just did like this guy. Tried really hard to be a real villain. But Discord doesn’t care! What’s wrong with this draconequus?

I’m even a bit sorry for him. Believing that Celestia will let...

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 17:01:36 +0400

I’m even a bit sorry for him. Believing that Celestia will let me out… Why in the world would she do that? To send me to Fluttershy for re-education? That’s ridiculous! Although I think that I’ve seen something like that before…

discorderlyconduct: Only Lauren herself knows how much I...

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 22:19:00 +0400

discorderlyconduct:

Only Lauren herself knows how much I HATE fanfictions! Except this one. And maybe all others written by Discord.

By the way, about that pizza debt… I really owe that money...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 00:58:00 +0400

By the way, about that pizza debt… I really owe that money to Jabba. Tried to disguise my blog by redesigning it, but I don’t think that it will trick headhunters for long. Just don’t blame me! Even in Collective Unconscious I need something to eat and I’m too lazy… ehmm… I mean busy, to go outside!

So you think I’m bad? Oh, you are wrong. I’m Bad with the...

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 17:02:08 +0400

So you think I’m bad? Oh, you are wrong. I’m Bad with the capital “B”! And I’ll show you all some Bad Spike! Don’t bother preparing for my return. Because you won’t be prepared!

There is no one better than Discord, when it comes to kids...

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 01:40:32 +0400

There is no one better than Discord, when it comes to kids entertainment and education! Eat it, Fluttershy!

askdiscordbaby: So you don’t want to play bad, huh? Well let’s...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 07:48:00 +0400

askdiscordbaby:

So you don’t want to play bad, huh? Well let’s play good then…

askdiscordbaby: Trust me, kid

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 07:47:57 +0400

askdiscordbaby:

Trust me, kid

You know, this door feels strangely familiar. Like… home?

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 13:04:50 +0400

You know, this door feels strangely familiar. Like… home?

askdiscordbaby: OUIIIIN! I’ve got this feeling for a moment…...

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 21:33:09 +0400

askdiscordbaby:

OUIIIIN!

I’ve got this feeling for a moment… It’s like a chill went down my spine… That’s damn draft – I’m sure! Someone just can’t close the door properly!

By the way, you probably want to know the secret of...

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 02:27:14 +0400

By the way, you probably want to know the secret of “turning into an orange spell”. The reason, why Twilight failed so miserably, besides her poor magical skills. Well, you can’t turn apple into orange. What was born to be trolled never gonna troll.