See this look on my face? That’s the look of horror. Those eyes are covered in tears and body is trembling with terror, because somewhere deep inside I knew - windigoes really went to town. Andpunswerecoming. Very. Bad. Puns.

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Hello, my faithful followers! Missed me? I hope not, since I’m appearing on every comic page every two weeks – how can you miss the main character? Anyways, just wanted to inform you that on 2nd of August at around 8:00 PM EDT my comic book ‘Accidentally’ will accidentally arrive to Baltimore. Accidentally one hundred copies. And it’s going to be Limited Edition (since everyone, who is not me is limited). Don’t cry though, it comes with some extras (like doodles) and even a tabloid-sized print. You should come to the 313 table. You may also come to 310, 617 or, for example, 722 table, but that’s not where fun or my comic gonna be (other tables are not recommended too). And if you are not squealing from joy already, there’s going to be a guy dressed as the D hanging somewhere around the convention. Or maybe it is D dressed as a guy. Just find him, tell him that Discord is the best pony and you’ll get a 50% discount! That means 10$ for comic + print. And don’t even ask me how much it’s going to cost for those, who can’t even find a bunny amongst 6000 people – I can’t math. That guy-or-D-I’m-not-sure will only be present at the BroNYCon until around 11 AM on Sunday, so be quick as a bunny. Discord’s out.

Stop looking at me like that! Yes, I used quick sand, big deal! It’s not my fault that he barged in on my comic! Really, we had a nice piece of art starring a well-known and loved character (that would be me), and then, out of nowhere, there appears an absolutely unrealistic and absurd character! He acts like a little kid, possesses unexplained superpowers, and steals the spotlight from me! And don’t you even start your “it wasn’t a part of the comic back then” tune. When in my presence, each and every creature should behave as though they were taking part in a live documentary of my life! Even if on accident!

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Not an option? Absolutely agree! Blowing up walls with yogurt is definitely not the smartest idea. Milk is much more effective!

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You know what? That’s way more interesting than answering some stupid questions. I would have carried on, but Collective Unconscious is acting insane lately. Even by its standards. Just like the end of the world or some other thing of universal importance. I think I should I find out myself in the nearest future.

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