See this cyclops? Catches the eye, doesn’t he? Well, guess what - he’s absolutely insignificant. Episodic I would say. Gryphon, on the other paw… Anyway, main hero here is me. Yeah, right there on the background. No, not on the last frame, but on the previous one. In short, where you can’t see me at the moment. Ah, forget it! Just remember around whom the world spins, alright?
Actually, we draconequuses sometimes experience problems with object permanence. As soon as we lose eye contact with something, it simply stops existing for us. Although, it only works with objects which we really dislike. Sadly enough, an explanation for this phenomenon is nonexistent. As well as broccoli. And magic of friendship. I would have remembered if they were real.
It’s just… Who could have thought that Lauren can even come up with the idea of actually bringing me to the Harmony Academy? Some of you would say that it was very unexpected of her and therefore chaotic. Well, let me educate you - that’s not Сhaotic, that’s Dumb! With a capital D. “Unpredictable” does not mean “chaoitc” or we would not need two words for that! And that would be foolish, irrational, ridiculous and absurd.
Amusing fact: some interpret Lauren’s cutiemark as a sign that she writes on the Scroll of History with the Feather of Fate. Sounds like crazy talk to me. Just look at the picture! Here is the said feather, here is the scroll. Any notable changes of Fate yet? Haven’t noticed… Next page!
Not an option? Absolutely agree! Blowing up walls with yogurt is definitely not the smartest idea. Milk is much more effective!
Woah-woah-woah! Wait, are you serious? Returning to my studies? So what you want to tell me is that I have STUDIED all this time? I thought I was doing something cool, like saving endangered entropy from extinction! What else they were lying about? Maybe Christmas gifts actually come from an Easter Bunny?
You know what? That’s way more interesting than answering some stupid questions. I would have carried on, but Collective Unconscious is acting insane lately. Even by its standards. Just like the end of the world or some other thing of universal importance. I think I should I find out myself in the nearest future.
Actually, my mother and I had a very typical “mother-son” relationship. I wasn’t sharing her love to ponies and was tired of constant notations about “Why all the things should keep downside down”, she couldn’t stand mess in my room and my midnight snacks with dinner service, but we were getting along somehow. And then I went to the Chaos Academy and found out that we were getting along separately much better. So when I prefer to keep distance I have only love in mind. Love to myself from me, of course.