Actually, we draconequuses sometimes experience problems with object permanence. As soon as we lose eye contact with something, it simply stops existing for us. Although, it only works with objects which we really dislike. Sadly enough, an explanation for this phenomenon is nonexistent. As well as broccoli. And magic of friendship. I would have remembered if they were real.
It’s just… Who could have thought that Lauren can even come up with the idea of actually bringing me to the Harmony Academy? Some of you would say that it was very unexpected of her and therefore chaotic. Well, let me educate you - that’s not Сhaotic, that’s Dumb! With a capital D. “Unpredictable” does not mean “chaoitc” or we would not need two words for that! And that would be foolish, irrational, ridiculous and absurd.
Amusing fact: some interpret Lauren’s cutiemark as a sign that she writes on the Scroll of History with the Feather of Fate. Sounds like crazy talk to me. Just look at the picture! Here is the said feather, here is the scroll. Any notable changes of Fate yet? Haven’t noticed… Next page!
Not an option? Absolutely agree! Blowing up walls with yogurt is definitely not the smartest idea. Milk is much more effective!
Woah-woah-woah! Wait, are you serious? Returning to my studies? So what you want to tell me is that I have STUDIED all this time? I thought I was doing something cool, like saving endangered entropy from extinction! What else they were lying about? Maybe Christmas gifts actually come from an Easter Bunny?
Have you ever wondered why almost every myth starts with some god descending on earth to have fun? Because it’s horribly boring where gods live! Maybe it’s fine with Lauren and others of her ilk, but really cool guys, like me, prefer the company of non-ideal creatures in their non-ideal world. And no, that’s not because we love mortals, it’s just that you can’t trick other gods with golden fruits, they won’t bet on their souls and are even not amazed by such astounding physical phenomena like fire and licking your own elbow. At least not anymore.
I just did like this guy. Tried really hard to be a real villain. But Discord doesn’t care! What’s wrong with this draconequus?
I’m even a bit sorry for him. Believing that Celestia will let me out… Why in the world would she do that? To send me to Fluttershy for re-education? That’s ridiculous! Although I think that I’ve seen something like that before…
By the way, about that pizza debt… I really owe that money to Jabba. Tried to disguise my blog by redesigning it, but I don’t think that it will trick headhunters for long. Just don’t blame me! Even in Collective Unconscious I need something to eat and I’m too lazy… ehmm… I mean busy, to go outside!